A Guide...To Putting it all in Perspective
by Abigayle Forcythe Woodward III
Send your roommate to Topeka.
Turn your cellphone on silent.
Open a medium-bodied beer.
Put two pans of water on the stove to boil (this is anticipratory; the hot water heater in your building is only capable of spewing out hot water for a maximum of 4.67 minutes).
Set candles on toilet tank; light.
Put some soft-handed lo-fi with poetic lyrics on the stereo.
Run bathwater; add boiling water so it's hot enough.
Soak body until water is too cold to stand anymore.
Once dry, moisturize with scented oil, instead of your usual lotion. Work a very little bit of the oil into your hair.
Dress in a silk top and cotton skirt; forgo underwear.
First off...you mention whoring me to your friends...well...whore away. I like the view from my back. Please show the world whatever of mine you like.
This'll sound so pedestrian but I'm glad you wrote back. I meant what I wrote...you're a good writer. And damn girl....those questions. You give a brother an either or. I'd rather say denim and corduroy, melody and rhthym..but I'll play along.
I would say denim, melody and...french toast momma.
Talk soon honey.
Iaian
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Have fun.
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I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
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